words-of-holly:

If you support Amber Heard, block me right the fuck now. We do not support abusive, lying sacks of flaming garbage in this house.

were-ralph:

finishingschoolbooks:

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

(via hummingbird-hooligan)

mad-lady-with-a-box11:

Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

(via ugheda)

darkvioletbutterfly:

phoenix-sayeed:

masked-alien-lesbian:

phoenix-sayeed:

sixpenceee:

Jeff Lee Johnson’s paintings. The more you stare the more you see.

These are so cool. @maskedalienfreak

the pics are darker the more you look at them @rhonda-sayeed

Yeah, I keep going back and looking at them and find new stuff. The talent. 😭

Just noticed the Annabelle doll and black widow in portrait LOVE this. So cReEepy

(via sixpenceee)

catboycooter:

vivi-sected:

hidrellez:

hidrellez:

its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old money

people on twitter are like “you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries” meanwhile these bitches are living in beverly hills mansions bought with their great great great grandpappys investment banking money from 1378

Imagine having an ancestor who’s playable in civ

imagine having an ancestor who gets killed in an assasains creed game

(via valoscope)

superstarrrrgirl-deactivated202:

“this bitch looks insane” *hits follow button*

(via funnytwittertweets)

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

spacedjarin:

#it’s a hard knock life

MAKE ME CHOOSE

-> @matthew-lillard asked DIN DJARIN or LUKE SKYWALKER

(via veritascara)

amuseoffyre:

glumshoe:

pocket-sized-dr-dana-scully:

glumshoe:

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

whenever I hear “influencer” I think of this

“My lord, your followers request another selfie.” -@agendermetalbender

“Tell them about the diet tea, my lord. Let them know how it refreshes you”

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